"Marc Maron"

I got a good dad joke for the day. You're gonna start us with a dad joke today instead of ending with that? A cold open. This is the this is the beginning. Okay. This is Okay. No. Just try it. Alright. Format switch here, listener. Let's hear it. How much room is needed to for fungi to grow? Boy. You tell me. As mushroom as possible. Welcome. Welcome. Welcome, miss mother. Smart. Hey, Sean. Do you have any opening bits? I do. I do have something to share what happened today. Consult your sheet. I have no sheets. Really? I have no You you give no sheet? I give no sheet. I don't give no sheet. But first of all, Jason, you are well, I I can't wait for you to come visit, but you are so lucky, Jason. Today in London and tomorrow, it's like The hottest. Not no exaggeration. Like, a 100 degrees. Right. And then the day I get there get there, it's 72. I literally just looked at that on the on the way to this I you're so lucky. It's Now how many days are you how many days are you guys are you spending over there with Sean in in London? Sean's three. Just three. Just three. I love that Jason doesn't even know. I know. I go where I'm fucking told. In fact, I'm waiting for my wife to, help give me, notes on packing. Yeah. You know Did she make you a list of what you should pack like you tell? She tries, but but her big her big move always is to just kinda walk up behind me while I'm starting to pack and and say pleasantly, hey. Would you like some help? And I say, no. No. I'm set. Thank you. I got it. And then she'll just stand there, and she'll watch me. And say, I don't need any help. No. No. I know. I'm just checking. And then she'll just start to, like, lob, quote, suggestions. And so she ends up packing and controlling what What is she worried about, do you think? Is she worried that you're not gonna be have the right thing for the right city? I don't think she's ever worried about anything. I think she I think just her happy place is having just kind of, like, a Nosey. A hand on on on all things. Sorry. Hand on things. Sorry. You both know this better than I do. She talks to both of you more than she talks to me. That's true. That's true. So Yeah. That is true. I actually know more about your trip than than you do. I Yes. So tell me, when am I leaving? I don't know. I I know you're, you're leaving to Tomorrow? No. Tomorrow night. Yeah. Tomorrow night. Tomorrow night. Tomorrow. How do you feel about it, Jason? Do you get excited about traveling? Are you like, ugh. I can't stand it. I …