665: JavaScript Educator and Twitch Streamer Mat Marquis

Actual recording is higher quality. Leave all this in. This is all really important as I struggle to use computers for the first time. So up in the top right ish, there'll be a uploading Oh, yeah. Okay. Alright. The technology of today is amazing. It's actually impressive, but it's just because it's storing locally, uploading as it goes, and then if it does crash, there is a way to hack into your, like, local storage and get it back up, but it's weird. What language do you think is used to do that, do you think? Just JavaScript? JavaScript. I've never heard of it. Is it good? Yeah. It's a top three, I think. It's not typed, though, is its main problem. That's the main problem. Let me see. There's Rust. There's COBOL Yeah. And then Fortran, and then below that. Only the dependables. You know? That's a high level. Yep. Yeah. Just writing binary in a text file. That's one of the top ones. XHTML is my favorite programming language. Please don't record this. A little too late, but we're good. We're good. Alright. If you absolutely have to have your computer execute some ones and zeros, like, in an like, in the next hour or a bomb's gonna go off, do you think you could do it? I Think you could convince your your CPU to understand? I would just I'm sure it could, but I couldn't. I would just be openly weeping and sharpying ones and zeros onto the screen. I don't think your bash profile's gonna help you here. You know? No. I would just be yelling into my USB port, like, please, one zero. One Computer execute. One. I know I didn't put any AI in there, but if you can hear me Yeah. That's great. Well, we have a special guest on today. You're on the Shop Talk Show. Welcome to Shop Talk. Hey, everybody. We have Matt Marquis here, on the show. Matt, probably most people know you as Wilto Wilto. That's right. Thank you. Back when social media existed. Well, now it exists in 25 different places with eight people each. Yeah. And then they just post screenshots from the other ones. Yeah. And it's all just Tumblr. It's all just Tumblr screenshots from, like, 2011, which Yep. Perfect. All downhill from there. I'm back on the, like, if it's minorly a joke, it goes on blue sky. And if I actually need technical engagement, it's unmastered on. That's where we're at today. I'll let you know when that changes. You know what my advanced social media strat is right now? Uh-huh. Is I type it into one or the other, whichever tab I had opened most recently. Yeah. And then I post it, and then I copy it, and then I paste it into the other one and post it. Mhmm. And then I have a typo in it. So I delete it on Blue Sky, but edit it on …