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How to Have Better Ideas (Lessons From The Onion’s Creator)

52 min episode · 2 min read
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Scott Dikkers

Episode

52 min

Read time

2 min

Topics

Fundraising & VC

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Key Takeaways

  • Anonymous Ideation Process: Writers generate 10 ideas privately, submit anonymously without pitching or explanation. This preserves the pure first reaction moment that mirrors audience experience and prevents interpersonal dynamics from corrupting idea selection. Only one in a thousand ideas at The Onion got published.
  • Context Control Strategy: The Onion positioned itself as a serious news website rather than comedy publication, creating tension that makes humor more effective. People laugh harder in serious contexts like funerals or classrooms because the constraint creates rebellious desire to break rules.
  • Brand Invisibility Principle: Keep writers and creators hidden to make the brand itself the star, not individuals. When The Onion lost 80 percent of staff in 2010, audiences never noticed because consistent voice and brand identity remained intact, unlike National Lampoon which collapsed when celebrity writers departed.
  • MAYA Principle Application: Ideas must be original enough to stand out but familiar enough to recognize. Projects fail when too far ahead of their time. The Onion took ten years before audiences understood the humor newspaper concept because it lacked recognizable reference points initially.

What It Covers

Scott Dikkers, creator of The Onion, explains his process for generating breakthrough creative ideas through anonymous iteration, context control, and the balance between originality and familiarity in brand building.

Key Questions Answered

  • Anonymous Ideation Process: Writers generate 10 ideas privately, submit anonymously without pitching or explanation. This preserves the pure first reaction moment that mirrors audience experience and prevents interpersonal dynamics from corrupting idea selection. Only one in a thousand ideas at The Onion got published.
  • Context Control Strategy: The Onion positioned itself as a serious news website rather than comedy publication, creating tension that makes humor more effective. People laugh harder in serious contexts like funerals or classrooms because the constraint creates rebellious desire to break rules.
  • Brand Invisibility Principle: Keep writers and creators hidden to make the brand itself the star, not individuals. When The Onion lost 80 percent of staff in 2010, audiences never noticed because consistent voice and brand identity remained intact, unlike National Lampoon which collapsed when celebrity writers departed.
  • MAYA Principle Application: Ideas must be original enough to stand out but familiar enough to recognize. Projects fail when too far ahead of their time. The Onion took ten years before audiences understood the humor newspaper concept because it lacked recognizable reference points initially.

Notable Moment

Dikkers reveals he would restart projects under pseudonyms without using his network or email lists, deliberately making success harder to recreate the validation high he experienced early in his career, comparing it to crack addiction's brief euphoria followed by desperate craving.

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Episode Transcript

What happens if you take three struggling freelance marketers, lock them in a seventeenth century cottage, and don't let them live until we fix their businesses? In August, I rented an old cottage in rural Ireland and invited copywriter Rob, ecommerce designer Laura, and book coach Vicky, three freelancers desperate to stand the fuck out. And over two days, I ripped everything apart, their offers, their messaging, their branding, their lead gen, to find what was really holding them back. This is the concept of a new YouTube channel that I'm launching. You can watch the first episode for free right now. It's half an hour long. It's supposed to be entertaining as well as practical. I hope you'll enjoy watching it. So please set half an hour aside to watch it around your morning coffee, breakfast, lunch break, or on the bus or at the gym, whatever. The link to access this new YouTube channel is in the episode show notes. I really, really appreciate you taking the time to watch it. And then, you know, the usual to like it, comment, to share, talk about it around you if you like it. Thank you so much. I don't trust any ideas that come out of, like, a conversation or a meeting where people get together and brainstorm and jot down it. Those ideas are always terrible. The best ideas come from one person writing them down because then that's a pure vision that they have, and it's being articulated in a pure way straight from their brain. And welcome to another episode of everyone hates marketers.com, the no fluff, actionable marketing podcast for people sick of marketing bullshit. I'm your host, Louis Grenier. In today's episode, you will learn how to grow your brand the wrong way and still make it stand the fuck out, thanks to outrageous marketing. You probably do not know my guest today, but he's actually a local legend in his high school in Wisconsin still because he crawled to school one day with his friends a few decades ago. I'm sorry to reveal his age. He's also the guy who actually created the most popular humor publication in the world, The Onion. He wrote or developed TV project that sold to MTV, Comedy Central. He won over 30 Webby Awards, consulted for big brands like NBC, LucasArts, Pixar. And now he teaches others to be funny at howtowritefunny.com. So I'm super happy to have you, Scott Dikkers, in the podcast. Yeah. Thanks for having me. That was a spectacularly written introduction, knowing that you wrote it in two seconds right before we started. Well, there was no. Some of it was already there. Most of it, in fact. But, yes, I didn't mean to insult you when I said that you probably don't know the guy, but I guess a compliment almost. Yeah. Always been a behind the scenes person like it there. And it's easy to be behind the scenes nowadays because …

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