664: Humanity Gets in the Way

I think we should figure out a way to do some sort of, completely legal betting on how long it takes me to ruin a phone because I've gone from never ruining phones to doing it like it's going out of style. You gotta have one of those signs that says it has been x days since someone dropped their phone on ATP, and it'll just take the number. We we had to reset it to zero for Marco, and now it had gone up to, I don't know, fifteen twenty. But, it sounds like you might have to reset that number again. Well, actually, you don't. So I'm I'm I'm exaggerating for comedic effect. But, sometimes since we last recorded, I forget what day it was. I have to back up a half step. So it we have a two car garage. And although it does fit both cars, there is a lot of superfluous stuff around the cars. And we do park both cars in there every night, but there's bikes. There's a wagon. There's a stroller. Some of these things we don't really use anymore because our children are older. There's a garage refrigerator. There's, our hot water heater is in the garage. It used to be that our furnace was in the garage. It's not anymore. There's a lot of stuff in there. And, when we need to get to the outdoor fridge, because of uninteresting reasons, It's the the door basically opens into the passenger side of Aaron's car. And there's a little bit of room to open the door, but not a lot. And it so happened that one morning I wanna say it was, like, Friday morning or something like that. I needed to get something that was kind of deeper within the outdoor fridge. And so I decided, okay. What I'm gonna do is I'm gonna move Erin's car out of the garage because she inevitably has some errands to run at some point. Oh, you were talking about the door to the fridge. Yes. I'm sorry. Was that unclear? My my daughter's in the car. So I I thought you meant the door from the house into the garage. Is that right? No. No. No. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. That that is a fair interpretation, but that is not at all what I meant. The door the the garage is below the house by a couple of feet because, you know, the house is sitting on a, on a crawl space, and the garage is just, you know, concrete on the ground. So yeah. So there's no issue with the people door. There's an issue with the refrigerator door. My apologies. Thank you for, jumping in. So I move Aaron's car out, and I'm doing this in my pajamas. And my pajamas in the in the summertime and I've since switched, for unrelated reasons, actually. But in the summertime, my pajamas are basically, like, really oversized. Not not exactly boxer shorts. …