🤏 “Zuck’s Tiny Taxes” — What Billionaires pay. New Balance’s surge. Ring’s puppy problem. +Jamie Dimon’s bar

This is Nick. This is Jack. It's Friday, the real Friday, February 20, and today's pod is the best one yet. This is a T Boy. The top three pop business news stories you need to know today. Oh, the envelope, please. Yetis, we have chosen the winners for our t boy itinerary sweepstakes for our Austin live show. Of the 15 barbecue joints you recommended, we chose one that we're going to on Tuesday night. And of the thousand workouts you suggested, we selected one for Wednesday morning before the show. We've reached out to the Yetis who recommended them, and we want you to join us. So check your DMs or check the comment on Spotify. We got your back. We can't wait to see you there. But in the meantime, Jack, we got three fantastic stories for today's pod. What do we got on the teapot? For our first story, while Nike's been marketing over at the Milan Olympics, New Balance is selling in record numbers back in Boston. New Balance made $9,000,000,000, and it's all thanks to a plate of scrambled eggs. For our second story, Ring camera is a tool for mass surveillance. Get this, Amazon lost $250,000,000,000 this month because of that question and one cute puppy commercial. And our third and final story, the Wall Street Journal just came out and said that billionaire taxes aren't a political issue, they're an economic one. So Jack and I are jumping in t boy style to Zuckerberg's taxes because Zuck's taxes are tiny. But Yeti's before we hit that wonderful mix of stories. Oh, I mean, what a mix to go into the weekend with no one else doing the mix, Jack. Nick, it's Friday, the real Friday. What's the hottest place to go out in New York City? I mean, is it employees only? Is it thieves? Is it Dorian's? Is it Dorseyet? Nope. If you bring the right business card, Jack. The coolest bar in NYC is at JPM. Specifically, the bar inside the new three billion dollar JPMorgan office tower. The bar in this tower is called Morgan's. It's on the 13th Floor, but the line to get in goes all the way down to the 10th. We repeat, America's biggest bank is now running its most exclusive bar. It's a true story. It's a British pub theme, and the Guinness in there flows like spreadsheets. But, Jack, if you ask to split the g, they're gonna think you're referring to a thousand bucks over there. You bet your card better be platinum. I got fish and chips for the mergers and acquisitions. Bangers and Mash for the sales and training over here. But the problem is that America's biggest bank miscalculated the demand for this bar because there are only 55 seats for the building's 10,000 workers. It's like some intern discounted the wrong cocktail cash flow. I mean, some analyst is definitely gonna work till 2AM on this one, Jack. …