🍌 “Ripe $$$” — Instacart’s banana strategy. Bitcoin’s Ice Age. Kindred’s Airbnb swap. +SF Super Bowl conspiracy

This is Nick. This is Jack. It's Thursday, the new Friday, February 5. And today's pod is the best one yet. This is a tea boy. The top three pop business news stories you need to know today. Besties, welcome to the Super Bowl of Business. I mean, Jack, the mix is so good today. Should we jump right into it, man? For our first story, Instacart Super Bowl ad with Ben Stiller and Benson Boone has already gone viral because the most sold product in food delivery is also the most controversial, the For our second story, one Airbnb home sharing rival, Kindred, just raised a $125,000,000 of venture capital. Okay. But there's one wild twist. If you wanna book a home, you have to share your home. For our third and final story, the stock markets are at all time highs, but there are three major potholes in your portfolio. So Jack and I will explain why software, silver, and so much crypto are dropping big right now. But Yetis, before we hit that wonderful mix of stories I mean, what a mix. Love the mix, Jack. The Super Bowl this year is just outside San Francisco, which happens to be the techiest Super Bowl ever. Yeah. The NFL actually took over our podcast studio in the Ferry Building, so I I couldn't even record from there today. But there's one wild big tech conspiracy theory that merges football with Facebook. Here's the question. Are the San Francisco forty niners getting injured because of Silicon Valley data centers? Here's the evidence. Twelve years ago, the forty niners moved south to Levi's Stadium right near San Jose. And that newest stadium also happens to be next to a newest electrical station. And recent data shows a higher magnetic field around the football field as a result of that electrical substation. Pause the because also in the last year, the forty niners football team has had the most injuries in the NFL. Coincidence? I don't think so. If you had George Kittle on your fantasy team this year, then you know this is a conspiracy. I mean, whip out the whiteboard. The lineman tore his ACL, a defensive end broke broke his ankle, and QB Brock Purdy crushed a toe last month. There's hard data to back this up. The forty niners have had twice as many Achilles injuries as the NFL average since moving into their new stadium. In fact, the niners have been a top five most injured team 10 of the last eleven seasons they're in the new stadium. So back to the conspiracy. This stadium is in the heart of Silicon Valley during the AI boom. Jack, maybe the AI is causing injuries? They've always warned the AI could turn against us. I didn't realize they'd go for tight ends first. It's a fair question. Is record breaking AI demand also breaking ankles on the football field? Yeah. Going from the AI to the IR. Hey, …