😈 “Gayborhood” — Grindr’s gay super-app. Saks’ hippo bankruptcy. Airbnb for Diggers. +McConnaughey’s trademark

This is Nick. This is Jack. It's Thursday, the new Friday, January 15, and today's pod is the best one yet. This is a T Boy. The top three pop business news stories you need to know today. Wow. Stocks actually fell yesterday. Feels like the first time all year. I didn't know they did that in 2026. It's like investors opened their eyes and realized there's a lot of chaos happening in the world. And yet, Jack and I found three fantastic stories for today's t boy, Jack. What do we got on the pod? For our first story, after one hundred and fifty nine years, Saks Fifth Avenue just filed for bankruptcy. Cause of death? Debt. Reason for death? What Louis Vuitton did. For our second story, Grindr has a secret plan to survive the decline of dating apps. It's the gayborhood strategy. Grindr is creating a gay eyes super app to sell pills, hair care, and skin cream. And our third and final story. We know what you've been wondering. Is there an Airbnb but for diggers, bulldozers, and cranes? Jack, we've all been wondering it. Well, there is now. It's called Equipment Share, and it's the newest stock to IPO. So we whipped out a jackhammer and jumped in t boy style. But Yetis, before we hit that wonderful mix of stories I mean, my favorite mix we've ever done, love the mix, Jack. Warning. The next time you quote Matthew McConaughey, you could get sued because get this, McConaughey just trademarked himself, including his favorite catchphrases. Alright. Alright. Alright. That phrase is now legally locked up with a little TM logo, Nick. McConaughey even trademarked images of himself staring, smiling, talking. Anything McConaughey is now legal property of McConaughey. Jack, this is either the most egotistical thing ever Or or the handsomest thing ever. So why is McConaughey legally locking himself down? Himself? Well, as with everything in business these days, the answer is AI. That's right. McConaughey doesn't want chat GPT still in his southern drawl. And he doesn't want AI generators knocking off his Texas twang. That's right. His image and likeness are for him and his mirror only. So if you're a rom com fan or you like doing McConaughey impressions, you better make sure those impressions aren't too good. They could get you sued. Add McConaughey to our list of tricky trademarks and crazy copyrights. Alright. Alright. Okay. You see what I did there, Jack? You just prevented a lawsuit. Can't get sued. I just saved us. Jack, let's sit down for you. Percent. That's a fat tip. T boy city on your ad list. If you know, you know, because we're ready to go. We can't wait no more, so just start the show. Start the show. Start the show. First, a quick word from our sponsor. For our first story, Saks Fifth Avenue just filed for bankruptcy, taking down Neiman Marcus and Bergdorf Goodman with it. Coup de grace …