⛸️ “$200K per Olympian” — Billionaires philanthropy splurge. Tesla’s young avocado tree. Phia’s $100M fashion butler. +Cursing Promotion Hack

This is Nick. This is Jack. It's Thursday, the new Friday, January 29. The titties spot is the best one yet. This is a t boy. The top three pop business news stories you need to know today. I'm sorry I made a mistake. It's not the best one yet. It's the best one yet because Jack's inflatable vest from yesterday has has grown into today's podcast too. Hasn't it, Jack? Dude, I did another talk today, and again, I wanted to signal I used to work in finance, but now I ski all the time. Actually, besties, the reason Jack's wearing a vest is T Boy is going to the Starbucks Investor Day today. We're seeing the CEO in person. True. Nick, when I had to register, they asked me, what's your favorite Starbucks drink? I went super, like, basic and verbal. I said a venti Pikes roast with room for cream. Did you say drip coffee? I did. I said drip coffee. Just give me the decaf wrap. Jack, three stories for today's t boy. What do we got on the pod? For our first story, some rich dude announced he's paying The USA Olympic athletes 200,000 each. Oh, and JPMorgan Bank of America and Nicki Minaj are donating to the Trump investment accounts for kids. What we're noticing? Billionaires are donating more than ever, but in a very particular way. Yes, They are. For our second story, Tesla just reported their worst earnings ever by far, and yet the stock rose close to an all time high. Because investors think Tesla's like a young avocado tree. Again. And our third and final story. Bill Gates' daughter just raised money at a $180,000,000 valuation Cha ching. For a self driving shopping app. Because a dress that's $200 at one store is $80 at another. But besties, before we hit that wonderful mix of stories. Oh, my Your best hit my eye. I'm very excited for Starbucks Investor Day, by the way. The best thing you can do for your career, apparently? It's to your over that Let me repeat. If you're trying to maximize your income or close that deal or snag a promotion Then drop a big old fat This story is brought to us by Yeti Lloyd Brotman, who sent us a study from American psychologists on the big benefits of cursing. Jack, let's jump in t boy style. What was the wild curse and experiment, man? Scientists asked 300 people to hold a plank as long as they possibly could. But it turns out those who cursed held the plank the longest. And no yelling euphemisms like, oh, sugar or fudge. That did not count. Jack, you had to say the real offensive four letter curse word. And we've all been there. We know that swearing is a sign that you're not holding anything back. Yeah. The ultimate expression of maximum effort is dropping that word. So we're gonna make the leap and say that …