"Graydon Carter"

Knock, knock. No, I guess you can't say. So I'll do, okay, I'll play both. Knock, knock. Who's there? Smartless. Smartless who? It's an all new Smartless. Smart. I realized that I think that I I curse too much. You do? Oh. Yeah. What are you fucking talking about? There we go. Wait. Really? Why do you say that? I don't think you do. Because don't you think I do? I feel like I do. No. It just occurred to me that I feel like I curse too much, and maybe I just don't know. I think not enough. What what why did you did you get that feeling, because you were hanging out with your dad and you had to you caught yourself a couple of times? I did. No. Truly. Like, where did this thought come from? You're too old enough. I just I think I was, I think I was talking about hockey with somebody the other day, and I realized that every I think when I especially when I talk about hockey, I'm like, these fucking guys and look at this fucking team. Blah blah blah. And and I was like, wait. How often do I say And and I saw this, review of some gadget that somebody, that they've just released, the some AI gadget that documents the, you know, words that you say throughout the course of a day or a week or a month, etcetera. And, and this woman was talking about how much she had hurt. She was cursing. And I was like, I wonder how much I curse. Really? Yeah. A little bit. It it used to be my if I got nervous, I used to swear a lot. Mhmm. Like, the very first time I met Steven Spielberg in his office Oh, no. All I did, every other word was fuck. What? I was like, yeah. And his kids were playing video games. They're like, oh, that's fucking cool. How many when did you fucking get that? That's fucking amazing. I couldn't stop saying it. I remember I once I I once had a I want the guy who, wrote and direct I think he wrote, but he definitely directed, Napoleon Dynamite, this guy Jared Hess. He's a great director. Yeah. Amazing. He's great. And and I I got a a meeting with him just after Napoleon Dynamite. I was so excited. And, just like I get lazy with cursing as just, like, sort of like a way to bond. You know? Yeah. That's what I'm saying. Yeah. Right. And and so I'm just, like, every word is this and that fucking and I'm driving home, and I call my agent. I say, oh, the meeting went really, really well. And and, and he goes he goes, you know, I I I was gonna say something. I was wondering if it did did, because I know you your family lived in Salt Lake City for a few years, and I …