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ROLLUP: Wartime Markets | Kraken Gets Fedwire | Trump vs Banks | AI vs Pentagon | NYT Says Crypto Is Dead

62 min episode · 3 min read

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62 min

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Investing, Fundraising & VC, Artificial Intelligence

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Key Takeaways

  • Wartime Safe Haven Shift: During the US-Iran conflict, the dollar (DXY approaching 100, up ~2%) replaced gold and bonds as the primary safe haven. Gold fell 1-3%, ten-year treasury yields rose to 4.12%, and oil spiked ~40% year-to-date toward $80/barrel. Markets are pricing inflation risk over recession risk, giving the Fed less room to cut rates under the new Fed chair.
  • Crypto Outperformed in Conflict Week: Bitcoin gained 8% and Ethereum 10% during the same week a major Middle East conflict erupted, while the S&P 500 and Nasdaq finished essentially flat (up ~0.25%). This decoupling from traditional risk-off behavior suggests crypto markets are pricing in factors beyond geopolitical risk, though the hosts note this could partly reflect mean reversion noise.
  • Kraken's Skinny Master Account: Kraken Financial became the first digital asset company to receive direct Fed payment access via a new "skinny master account" created in December 2024. This grants real-time Fedwire settlement without intermediary banks, but excludes interest on reserves, discount window access, and overdraft privileges. This directly neutralizes Operation Chokepoint 2.0-style banking cutoffs for crypto exchanges.
  • Trump vs. Banks on Stablecoin Yield: Trump posted on Truth Social and Eric Trump on Twitter within hours of Brian Armstrong's White House meeting, publicly demanding banks allow stablecoin yield to flow to consumers via the Clarity Act. Polymarket prices a 71% chance the Clarity Act passes in 2026, up 6% on the week, despite Reuters reporting a new legislative impasse. The banks view deposit yield competition as existential.
  • Venice Private AI Token Model: Eric Voorhees' Venice platform processes 36 billion tokens per day (up from 8 billion in October 2024), offering private LLM inference where prompts and responses are not stored. The VVV token grants pro-rata perpetual compute access rather than per-call billing, while a separate Diem token represents inference credits. Privacy is currently trust-based, with cryptographic proof of privacy on the roadmap.

What It Covers

Bankless covers wartime market reactions to the US-Iran conflict, Kraken's historic Fedwire access via a skinny master account, Trump publicly pressuring banks over the GENIUS/Clarity Act stablecoin yield debate, Eric Voorhees' private AI platform Venice, Anthropic's Pentagon contract dispute, and a New York Times "crypto is dead" opinion piece serving as a cycle bottom signal.

Key Questions Answered

  • Wartime Safe Haven Shift: During the US-Iran conflict, the dollar (DXY approaching 100, up ~2%) replaced gold and bonds as the primary safe haven. Gold fell 1-3%, ten-year treasury yields rose to 4.12%, and oil spiked ~40% year-to-date toward $80/barrel. Markets are pricing inflation risk over recession risk, giving the Fed less room to cut rates under the new Fed chair.
  • Crypto Outperformed in Conflict Week: Bitcoin gained 8% and Ethereum 10% during the same week a major Middle East conflict erupted, while the S&P 500 and Nasdaq finished essentially flat (up ~0.25%). This decoupling from traditional risk-off behavior suggests crypto markets are pricing in factors beyond geopolitical risk, though the hosts note this could partly reflect mean reversion noise.
  • Kraken's Skinny Master Account: Kraken Financial became the first digital asset company to receive direct Fed payment access via a new "skinny master account" created in December 2024. This grants real-time Fedwire settlement without intermediary banks, but excludes interest on reserves, discount window access, and overdraft privileges. This directly neutralizes Operation Chokepoint 2.0-style banking cutoffs for crypto exchanges.
  • Trump vs. Banks on Stablecoin Yield: Trump posted on Truth Social and Eric Trump on Twitter within hours of Brian Armstrong's White House meeting, publicly demanding banks allow stablecoin yield to flow to consumers via the Clarity Act. Polymarket prices a 71% chance the Clarity Act passes in 2026, up 6% on the week, despite Reuters reporting a new legislative impasse. The banks view deposit yield competition as existential.
  • Venice Private AI Token Model: Eric Voorhees' Venice platform processes 36 billion tokens per day (up from 8 billion in October 2024), offering private LLM inference where prompts and responses are not stored. The VVV token grants pro-rata perpetual compute access rather than per-call billing, while a separate Diem token represents inference credits. Privacy is currently trust-based, with cryptographic proof of privacy on the roadmap.
  • Polymarket as Geopolitical Signal: Polymarket recorded its second-largest daily volume ever at $487 million during the Iran conflict week, behind only US election day at $531 million. Geopolitics markets alone generated $220 million in volume, with $78 million on a single "Iranian regime falls by December 31" contract. This data challenges the narrative that prediction markets are primarily sports gambling platforms.

Notable Moment

South Korean tax authorities seized $5.6 million in crypto from 125 tax evaders, stored assets on Ledger hardware wallets, then photographed the devices alongside their visible seed phrases and posted the image publicly as evidence. Within four minutes, someone drained the wallets entirely. The agency issued a formal apology acknowledging no excuse for the failure.

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Episode Transcript

Banklessation is the March. It's time for the Bankless weekly roll up. We've got a war going on. And so what are the wartime markets look like? How did the markets react to the conflict in Iran? We also have to talk about the flight to safety asset. What was it? Was it gold? Was it Bitcoin? Was it something else? And then Trump, domestically, has taken a side on stablecoin yields, choosing crypto over the banks. Some very loud tweets, both from Trump and Trump junior, about the clarity act and how the banks need to fall in line. Some just real good drama on the timeline this week. More bad news for the banks too. Kraken is going bankless. They get a bank license of some sort, access to Fedwire. And, I think that's pretty bullish, a historic first. Can you go bankless by becoming a bank? Does that work? I think they don't have any banks anymore. They are one. Yes. I mean, this is a long standing bankless prediction, let's say. I mean, we we always thought that crypto banks, the exchanges, we call them crypto banks from the very very beginning, would become more bank like over time. And now they're they're actually becoming banks at this point. That's pretty bullish, though, for crypto, I'd say. Also, Eric Voorhees' AI crypto privacy project, we're gonna talk about that. Is this the AI plus crypto fusion we've been waiting for? Also, Aave loses a key contributor just after it lost another one just a couple weeks ago. Zach xbt catches a criminal who stole $46,000,000 from the government. And then, of course, the bottom signal of all bottom signals in New York Times write a writes a crypto is dead article. So we're gonna read that article to you here on the show. But before we do, we're gonna talk to our friends and sponsors over at FIGURE. FIGURE's the number one non bank HELOC lender in The United States. HELOC home equity line of credit. If you own a home, you probably know what that is. They're bringing institutional grade DeFi to you. They have crypto backed loans offering, like, 8.9% at 50% LTV with your Bitcoin held in segregated MPC custody, not pooled, not rehypoticated. So they also offer liquidation protection for volatile markets if that's your deal. But I think the really cool thing from FIGR, Ryan, is the, democratized prime. So instead of Wall Street funding FIGR's home equity loans, you can. Yeah. There's this token, YLDS. It's the first SEC registered yield bearing stablecoin. You take that token. You lend it into Figuero's loan pools. YLDS earns 3.8% as a base, but then lending it out gets you all the way up to 9%. And that who are you who are you loaning it to? You're loaning it to people who have mortgages or crypto collateralized loans. So bankless.cc/figure. They use the blockchain to service their loans, and they pass the …

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  • VeniceBy guest

    by Eric Voorhees

    Eric Voorhees' Venice platform processes 36 billion tokens per day (up from 8 billion in October 2024), offering private LLM inference where prompts and responses are not stored.
  • Polymarket recorded its second-largest daily volume ever at $487 million during the Iran conflict week, behind only US election day at $531 million. Geopolitics markets alone generated $220 million in volume, with $78 million on a single 'Iranian regime falls by December 31' contract.

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  • South Korean tax authorities seized $5.6 million in crypto from 125 tax evaders, stored assets on Ledger hardware wallets, then photographed the devices alongside their visible seed phrases and posted the image publicly as evidence.

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