659: Lose the Ear Lottery

Very often when we record, stuff happens the day that we're gonna record, hours before we record. Stuff happens Drives me nuts. Late breaking stuff. And, sometimes it just has to go in the notes because it's just, we gotta talk about this. But other times, it's like, that'll keep until next week. And this week, I was, today and, the past couple days, I saw a bunch of stuff coming. I'm like, oh, that'll keep oh, that'll keep I don't know. I it's not even that interesting. I don't even know if it's gonna make it into the show because it's like, well, whatever. We've already talked about all of this. But it was like extravaganza of Apple leaks, of products that we've already talked about. So it's not like, did you know they're gonna make another iPad? Yeah. We knew that. Did you know they're gonna make more MacBook Pros? Yeah. We're not surprised. Do you know the iPad's gonna have the m five? Yeah. We're not surprised. But the leaks are getting so bad that, like, one YouTube channel had supposedly, the iPad Pro m five, like, just physically there. They they took it out of the box. They booted it. They benchmarked it. It's nuts. That's I mean, I think that same channel had, like, one of the earlier things, like, an old MacBook Pro or something. And in some ways, it's like, wow. This is like an amazing leak. On the other hand, it's like, well, I mean, it's the iPad Pro m five. It looks exactly like Pro m four, but it's got an m five in it. And the m five is a little bit faster than the m four, and it's like the the most boring leak ever. And I don't know. I don't I don't know what's going on. And that's, you know, in addition to all the FCC leaks because our government can't do anything competently anymore. So all the Apple secret plans Well, right now, it's not doing anything at all. Yeah. There you go. Anyway, it's I just thought it was funny. Like, we probably won't mention it on the show because, honestly, like, we've already talked about all the products that have leaked and there's no new information in them other than they exist. Like, we we know they exist. So we're just here waiting for the October event, but it is still funny to see, again, assuming it's real, an m five iPad Pro on a YouTube channel before Apple has announced the product. Yeah. That is a remarkable leak or, I mean, theft. I mean, what however however it happens, obviously, like, that's not You got it theft. Theft is fake. Yeah. Like, there there's no way for this to be on the up and up. Like, how this person got this is definitely theft. Or, I mean, it it could be entirely faked, but, like, it just seems like so much work to fake …