The Infinite Monkey's Guide To… Love

This BBC podcast is supported by ads outside The UK. Make their holiday unforgettable with a gift that says it all from Pandora Jewelry. A gift that tells a story and shows you know theirs. That doesn't just sparkle, but speaks. From new festive charms to forever rings and personal engravings. This season, give a gift that's perfectly theirs. Whether you're shopping for a shiny surprise for your significant other, matching bracelets to celebrate your friendship, or a heartfelt gift for a family member, say more this holiday season with Pandora. Shop now at pandora.net or visit your closest Pandora store. Looking to transform your business through better HR and payroll? Meet Paycor, a Paychex company, the powerhouse solution that empowers leaders to drive results. From recruiting and development to payroll and analytics, Paycor connects you with the people, data, and expertise you need to succeed. Their innovative platform helps you make smarter decisions about your most valuable asset, your people. Ready to become a better leader? Visit paycor.com/leaders to learn more. That's paycor.com/leaders. Here's a holiday giving hack. Don't wrap your giving in paperwork. The biggest banks in the country trust us to run their charitable giving programs. I'm a charitable strategist at Wren. We specialize in donor advised funds and send over $25,000,000,000 to charities each year. We make giving easy for financial advisors, family offices, and philanthropists. Think less paperwork, more mission. Wren just makes giving season a lot less taxing. Learn more at reninc.com. BBC Sounds. Music, radio, podcasts. You're about to listen to an episode of the Infinite Monkeys Guide two. Episodes will be released on Wednesdays wherever you get your podcasts. But if you're in The UK, you can listen to new episodes first on BBC Sounds. For those old enough to remember renting videos in the days before old films and arts and everything else lived in a cloud, but we we're talking to a Radio four audience here because everybody remembers renting videos who's listening to it. No. No. No. No. But this is also podcast, and you sometimes get people in their thirties listening to that. Okay. That be DVDs then? Yeah. Yeah. Alright. Anyway, you will recall that your chosen film will be prefaced by a Radio One DJ in the days when Radio One DJs were considered the highest form of moral authority. Yeah. We'll gloss over that. But anyway, but that DJ was, of course, Simon Bates, who would warn you you of the possible contents of your VHS and it might include scenes of a graphic nature and sexual swear words. So today, we've been told to give you a similar warning. This episode has been given the Lord wreath red triangle, which means it will contain references to penises. Anyway, I'm Robin Ince. Is that the penis reference? Well done. I taught him everything he knows, but he's run wild now. It's a disaster. Who are you anyway? You haven't said who you are yet? Now …