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SYSK Gets Weird Playlist: Mermaids: Not a real thing

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41 min

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2 min

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Personal Finance, Leadership, Science & Discovery

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Key Takeaways

  • Mermaid origin mythology: The earliest mermaid-adjacent figure appears in Babylonian mythology roughly 4,000 years ago — a sea god named Ea, considered the predecessor to both Greek Poseidon and Roman Neptune. The Greeks systematically borrowed from neighboring cultures to build their own mythology, making Ea a foundational figure in Western sea deity traditions.
  • Misidentification pattern: Multiple historically credible explorers — including Columbus and John Smith — logged mermaid sightings that scholars now attribute to manatee encounters. Columbus explicitly noted the creatures resembled men in the face, not the beautiful figures of legend. Predisposition to belief, combined with months at sea, produced systematic misidentification across multiple independent accounts.
  • Mermaid duality archetype: Across Syrian, West African, and German traditions, mermaids consistently embody dual natures — nurturing protectors who turn destructive when crossed. The West African Mami Wata rewarded loyal followers with wealth through a magic mirror and comb, but delivered destruction to those who betrayed her. This duality mirrors the creature's physical half-human, half-fish form.
  • Animal Planet mockumentary impact: Animal Planet aired two mermaid mockumentaries that generated sufficient viewer confusion that NOAA — the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration — issued an official public statement confirming mermaids have no biological evidence supporting their existence. The fictional marine geologist character Torsten Schmidt still generates online debate about his credentials despite being a paid actor.
  • Professional mermaid performance: Weeki Wachee Springs near Tampa, Florida operated mermaid shows drawing between 500,000 and one million annual visitors during peak decades, attracting figures including Elvis Presley. Professional mermaids today train extensively in breath-holding and a specialized dolphin-kick swimming technique, and many use their platform to advocate for ocean conservation and ecological awareness.

What It Covers

Josh Clark and Chuck Bryant trace mermaid mythology across 4,000 years of human history — from Babylonian sea gods and Syrian goddess Atargatis to Columbus's manatee sightings, Scottish burial ceremonies, Animal Planet's mockumentary controversy, and professional mermaid performers at Weeki Wachee Springs, Florida.

Key Questions Answered

  • Mermaid origin mythology: The earliest mermaid-adjacent figure appears in Babylonian mythology roughly 4,000 years ago — a sea god named Ea, considered the predecessor to both Greek Poseidon and Roman Neptune. The Greeks systematically borrowed from neighboring cultures to build their own mythology, making Ea a foundational figure in Western sea deity traditions.
  • Misidentification pattern: Multiple historically credible explorers — including Columbus and John Smith — logged mermaid sightings that scholars now attribute to manatee encounters. Columbus explicitly noted the creatures resembled men in the face, not the beautiful figures of legend. Predisposition to belief, combined with months at sea, produced systematic misidentification across multiple independent accounts.
  • Mermaid duality archetype: Across Syrian, West African, and German traditions, mermaids consistently embody dual natures — nurturing protectors who turn destructive when crossed. The West African Mami Wata rewarded loyal followers with wealth through a magic mirror and comb, but delivered destruction to those who betrayed her. This duality mirrors the creature's physical half-human, half-fish form.
  • Animal Planet mockumentary impact: Animal Planet aired two mermaid mockumentaries that generated sufficient viewer confusion that NOAA — the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration — issued an official public statement confirming mermaids have no biological evidence supporting their existence. The fictional marine geologist character Torsten Schmidt still generates online debate about his credentials despite being a paid actor.
  • Professional mermaid performance: Weeki Wachee Springs near Tampa, Florida operated mermaid shows drawing between 500,000 and one million annual visitors during peak decades, attracting figures including Elvis Presley. Professional mermaids today train extensively in breath-holding and a specialized dolphin-kick swimming technique, and many use their platform to advocate for ocean conservation and ecological awareness.

Notable Moment

A 1830 Scottish coastal town collectively witnessed what they believed was a mermaid, attempted to capture it, and after a child struck it with a rock, found it dead two days later. The community gave the creature a formal burial with a constructed coffin — treating it with full human funeral rites.

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Episode Transcript

00:00:02 Speaker 1: Hey, everybody. We're back for another Gets Weird edition. Stuff You Should Know Gets Weird playlist, and this is episode three. It's about mermaids, everybody. It's a pretty fun episode from what I remember, and it is called Mermaids, colon, Not a Real Thing. 00:00:20 Speaker 2: Welcome to Stuff You Should Know from HowStuffWorks.com. Hey, and welcome to the podcast. I'm Josh Clark. Yeah, that's right. There's Charles W. Chuck Bryant. Jerry's over there in the ether, floating, possibly not existing. Who knows? And this is Stuff You Should Know. 00:00:44 Speaker 1: That's right. Just a couple of mermen trying to make their way in the world. 00:00:50 Speaker 2: Yeah. 00:00:50 Speaker 1: Trying to keep their tails wet. 00:00:52 Speaker 2: Yeah. You know? 00:00:54 Speaker 1: Yeah. Because if that thing dries out, you've seen Splash. 00:00:58 Speaker 2: Yeah, it's toast. 00:01:00 Speaker 1: No. She dried out and she was just fine. 00:01:03 Speaker 2: Oh, I thought, oh, you're thinking of E.T. when he turned all white and dried out. 00:01:08 Speaker 1: I was thinking of Splash because I couldn't remember. It was one of my favorite movies as a kid. 00:01:13 Speaker 2: It was a cute movie. 00:01:15 Speaker 1: It was one of those early HBO movies, early Tom Hanks, which I'm a big fan of early Tom Hanks. And I just thought it was a really fun, funny movie. John Candy? 00:01:27 Speaker 2: Yeah, it was a great movie. 00:01:28 Speaker 1: What's-his-name played the evil man trying to expose her. Eugene Levy, I think. 00:01:35 Speaker 2: Oh, was he the bad guy? Yeah, he was the one that- You know that's a high quality movie when Eugene Levy's the bad guy. 00:01:40 Speaker 1: Yeah, that was the SCTV crew. And he actually tried to spray her and get her wet so she would- Oh, was that? And in fact did turn into a mermaid on the sidewalk. 00:01:49 Speaker 2: So that's what it was. If she got wet, she turned into a mermaid. 00:01:52 Speaker 1: Right. 00:01:52 Speaker 2: She got dried, no problem. Yes. 00:01:54 Speaker 1: And Daryl Hannah, of course, who's running around with Neil Young now. 00:01:58 Speaker 2: Oh, really? Yeah. 00:01:59 Speaker 1: How about that couple? Huh. Sure. Why not? They're both environmentalists. 00:02:05 Speaker 2: But there's a lot of turquoise in that bedroom. 00:02:07 Speaker 1: I wonder if you hook up with Neil Young or anyone like that if you're sort of a new relationship and not like the wife they had for 40 years. If you're like, play a song, why don't you? What? I wonder if you ask them to play music. 00:02:24 Speaker 2: Oh, like you're actually into them? Yeah, like if you're Billy Joel's. 00:02:27 Speaker 1: New 25-year-old wife, do you ever say like, hey, honey, play me a tune? Right. 00:02:33 …

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