💸 “The Rich Fee” — Uber Eats’ spy pricing. Nvidia’s Coachella for Chips. The Spa/Pilates Economy. +Don’t Invest in Duke

This is Nick. This is Jack. It's Wednesday, so don't you. Wednesday, March 18. And today's part is the best one yet. This is a tea boy. The top three pop business news stories you need to know today. No. Why are you still on hold with Verizon over there, Jack? So I called Verizon and I said, hey, AT and T is offering me a free iPhone 17. I'm planning to leave for them because that's a sweet deal. I say, can you match it? Because I've been a customer for eight years. And? Not only do they match it, they offer me an iPhone Pro Max. Then they gave me another iPhone for my wife. Then they gave me $10 off a month for both of our lines. They're like, I have terrific news. Yes, Jack? Another $10 off for both of your lines. And that is why Verizon stock is down today, best news. Jack, three fantastic stories for today's t boy though. What do we got on the pod? For our first story, five New Yorkers placed the same Uber Eats order at the same time from the same place, but they all got different prices. Does Uber Eats charge you more if you use an Amex Platinum card? Say hello to personalized pricing. For our second story, NVIDIA is hosting its epic annual tech event right now. It's Coachella for computer chips. So to give you a sense of how big this event has become, NVIDIA issued 20 press releases in twenty four hours. That's gotta be a record. And our third and final story. For the first time in the history of America, we have more stores selling services than stores selling stuff. Besties, it's the Botox boxing economy. Spas, gyms, and salons now outnumber boxing economy. Spas, gyms, and salons now outnumber everything else. But Yetis, before you hit that wonderful mix and thank Verizon once again. I mean, coolest place in capital is in the best business mix in the biz. What do we got, Jack? Last year, we warned you not to pick Duke in your March Madness bracket. And, Jack, who won March Madness last year exactly? Not Duke. Yeah. We were shooting a 100% on that one. Because Nick and I pick our basketball brackets based on our Wall Street experience. Yeah. We go full banker mode on this one. We choose teams like a value investor. You need to go full Warren Buffett on your bracket. Or portfolio manager mode on that March Madness. Basically, what we're saying is buy low, sell high. Like buy Saint John, sell Duke? And we'll explain why. According to the Wall Street Journal, 30% of brackets on Yahoo so far this year have picked Duke to win it all. But Duke has just a 20% chance of winning according to prediction markets. That means the Duke Blue Devils are the most overvalued team in the tournament, just like they were last year. …