🧊 “Sell America” — Greenland’s stock drop. Netflix’s Matt Damon formula. Aldi’s parking lot.

This is Nick. This is Jack. It's Wednesday, salichede, Wednesday, January 21, and today's pod is the best one yet. This is a t boy. The top three pop business news stories you need to know today. Well, YETI stocks just had their worst day since October. The S and P five hundred fell over 2% on Tuesday because of our first story. Jack and I got your backs with the best mix in the business. Jack, what do we got on today's show? Three stories. For our first story, Donald Trump's attempted hostile takeover of Greenland is causing a US European divorce. It's a trade civil war, but everyone in business is wondering, is it too late to stop it from happening? For our second story, Netflix just reported earnings yesterday, but the bigger news is what Matt Damon said about Netflix. Because Matt Damon just revealed Netflix's secret formula for films. And our third and final story. Last week, we asked you on the pod if you want us to do a story about Aldi, America's fastest growing grocery chain. Well, the response was you. Okay. So we wanna tell you about Aldi's parking lot test because it's the key to why they're beating Trader Joe's. No one's talking about it, but it's the Aldi parking lot test. But, Yetis, before we hit that wonderful mix of stories Oh, the mix. Love the mix, Jack. Wonderful work today. Dry January is almost over. But, honestly, the decline in beer has been brewing for years. Anheuser Busch InBev, they own 400 different beer brands, but their stock is down 50%. Craft beer? Only your extremely stubborn friend is still ordering IPAs. Yeah. We see you, buddy, Timmy. But, Jack, can I please tell you about Dos Equis? Because Dos Equis has brought back their spokesperson from the brighter days. They've brought back the most interesting man in the world. He speaks Russian in French. He gives bear hugs to wolves. His feet don't get blisters, his shoes do. And he can parallel park a train. This famous legend was born in 2006. Pretty story. From TV in 2016. And now actor Jonathan Goldsmith is 87 years old and the face of Dos Equis once again. It's a hail Mary marketing strategy. Yeah. Nostalgia never dies. Nostalgia never dies. But, yeah, can we please share one funny element of this whole story? Yeah. 21 year olds today, they were barely alive when the most interesting man began. My illegal drinkers were still in diapers when these original ads came on. For Gen Z, it's not I remember that guy. It's why does this guy speak in a Spanish accent? So Dos Equis had to update the most interesting man's catchphrases for Gen z audience. In today's commercials, you hear him say, his phone is addicted to him. Starbucks orders gift cards of him. His Ubers order him Waymos. Besties, we don't always podcast, but when we do, we make it …