😰 “Human-shaming” — Sam Altman’s bubble. Axe’s bodyspray rebound. Milan’s Brexit win. +Hockey tooth recession

This is Nick. This is Jack. It's Tuesday, Tea Boy. Tuesday, February 24. And today's spot is the best one yet. This is a Tea Boy. The top three pop business news stories you need to know today. Let's start with the ugly stuff. Stocks, tanks on tariff turbulence from president Trump. He jacked up his brand new tariffs from 10% to 15%. He hasn't taken our advice yet to use the Supreme Court's decision as an off ramp for his failed tariff policies. Remember, Trump was tariff maxing, and then he got legally mocked by the supremes. But But then he turned it back on. But still, he might change his mind if stocks keep tanking, and we will hit our three fantastic stories. What do we got, Jack? For our first story, Axe body spray, wingman your high school makeouts. Classic. But you're not in high school anymore. So to get Chen Alpha, Axe body spray is taking it easy on the Axe body spray. For our second story, Sam Altman is so defensive about his AI right now, he just blamed you for drinking too much water. The Sam Altman bubble has officially popped. And our third and final story, the Winter Olympics are over, but the economic torch in the city of Belem is brighter than ever. Because Jack and I think the biggest winner on the ten year anniversary of Brexit is actually Milan. But Yeti is before we hit that wonderful mix of stories. I mean, Milan's the new London, Jack. Fantastic mix of stories. Love the mix, man. We are still celebrating an epic finale for the US men's hockey team. I mean, Jack, I found a bar open at 5AM in California to watch the game. I haven't even slept since they won officially. But it's not just what we won. It's also what we lost. Because we lost the tooth yetis, the whole tooth, and nothing but the tooth. I'm sorry. Correction. Teeth. We're talking about Jack Hughes, the player who scored the golden overtime goal, lost his two front teeth to win that game. But, Jack, the drama he's rumored to be dating, pop star Tate McRae, who hasn't posted about his victory yet, she might be breaking up with him, not because of his teeth though, because she's Canadian. Either way, the kissing's getting awkward for those two. But this is a reminder that hockey is by far the most dentally destructive sport that we have. And we got the data to prove it. According to the Journal of Canadian Dentists, thirty one percent of hockey players sustained an oral injury during their hockey career. And if you narrow it to just the NHL, sixty percent of pro players lose at least one tooth in their career. And the other forty percent, Jack, they just haven't played hockey long enough now. Perfectly put, man. And the reason why I mean, in football, you wear a face mask. Right? In …