"Parker Posey"

Hey, guys. I got some wonderful news to share with you. Congrats. Who's the dad? Nobody's the dad or the mom. We're giving birth to a new episode today. What? Yeah. Oh my god. Even know we were pregnant. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Oh my god. Cigars for everybody. Boy or girl? It's a not it we don't know yet. Oh, gender reveal coming. Ew. Are you about to explode? Welcome to Smartless. Smart. Smart. Oh, good. He's into the hair. I'm I'm wearing a hat today. Are you gonna get a haircut at any point? Are you gonna keep letting it get letting it get because I'm gonna wear I'm gonna grow mine out again. I think I'm gonna I'm gonna keep going for a little bit for the summer because I'm not really planning on doing too much, this summer. You're gonna let it be long in the summer. Hang on, Sean. No one's talking to you yet. Do you want it don't you want it short during the summer, though, Will? I mean, could he hot? No. It does seem it does seem counterintuitive. Sean, can you mute your mic? Sean, he did say Sean, he did say that we weren't talking to you yet. I know. No. I know. But let me know. Just give me, like, a hand signal or, like, touch your nose or something. I think that he's gonna get to you and he you'll know when he's ready. I mean, I I don't wanna speak for you, Jason. Okay. So go ahead with the hair. Go ahead with the hair. Yeah. I think I don't know. I'm just gonna, for the summertime, gonna sorry. Thank you, Jason. Sean, even the yes. Sorry. I agree. And then it's even the chuckles. Sorry. Sorry, Sean. He chuckles. God bless. Wait. But, Will, what would it look like if you cut your hair? You would look so different. Would you ever wanna just cut the back? I'll cut it for you. No. How about just cut the top and leave the party, in the rear? Oh, no. No. No. I was thinking about, like or just going I wanna go for, like, Italian soccer manager, like, that guy's Simone Inghazi Tiny pony? You know? No. No. Just kind of, like, that sort of euro kinda long and then you know what I mean? No. You look you look like Javier Bardem in No Country for Old Men. Oh. Well, that's not a compliment. With the hard hands. That's not a compliment. No. If you if you comb it forward, that's what you would look like, and you'd shoot people with a cow thing, whatever he did with that. What was that thing? Yeah. Sean, has your hair ever been crazy, or has it always, been what you got? My hair has been what? Really long? You know, when I grow it really long, Scotty says every single morning if it's long, he goes, hey, Mav, which …