655: Conspiracy Theory Theories, View Transitions vs CSS Animations, and Autocomplete

Boom. Hey there. Shopify mix here, listening to another episode of the shop talk show, speed run edition from the shop talk show. I kinda have some meetings that I maybe have to go to, so we're gonna kinda fix it. We're real developers, though. You know? Yeah. We're not carving out days for this. We're like bing bong bing. Yeah. Yeah. Then we can talk about our real world experience as developers. Absolutely. We're both just busy as what do you say? Bees in a flower patch? Rats in a sock? Right. I'm so proud of you. You know, I Chris, I listen to the podcast occasionally just just to, you know, see how we're doing quality check. And I say the word like too much, Chris, and I'd like to stop oh, shit. I said it again. I would I want to stop. Do you think I could hypnosis is a is a viable option? Yes. You know, did you did you go to one of those schools? I don't know if the school is the factor, but I think we're about the same age, but it was very popular to have a school assembly where a hypnotist came and did a bit of a hypnosis show. Mhmm. Yeah. Did you you did you have that once, or do you remember it? I'm sure we had that. And I I remember, you know, on vacations and stuff, like the hotels, you know, like a little little party in the plaza sort of thing, you know, they would do a hypnotist would show up and make people Now looking back on it, I was like, oh, that was amazing. He could make somebody, you know, bock like a chicken or whatever. And he always said you can't make him do anything you would, like, viscerally wouldn't wanna do. You know? You can't make two people make out or whatever. You know? But you but but they were awfully suggestive. And not to mention you what they do is kinda put you half to sleep, and you're sitting there in your chair just just totally leaned over, you know, practically drooling on the person next to you. That, to me, is just amazing what they're able to do with that. It seems like a true superpower. Yeah. This hypnosis stuff. And, yeah, my grandpa always claimed he quit smoking via hypnosis. Oh, really? Yeah. He just want he just went, and then he never smoked again after that day. It was, like, just the hardest line cut ever. I'm going to see a hypnotist. I I'm gonna get rid of it. And then acupuncturist too. And the acupuncturist is gonna stab stab it out. For sure. Or I build an Arduino robot that every time it hears the word like, it like kicks me in the groin or something, you know, under my desk. That would be a good a good one. I could build that sort of like a …