Is There Really a Plastic Spoon in Our Brains?
Episode
27 min
Read time
2 min
Topics
Crypto & Web3, Psychology & Behavior, Science & Discovery
AI-Generated Summary
Key Takeaways
- ✓Pyrolysis technique flaws: The gas chromatography mass spectrometry method used to detect brain plastics cannot distinguish between polyethylene and human fat because both produce identical molecular fingerprints when burned, potentially invalidating multiple microplastic studies.
- ✓Contamination problem: Labs contain plastic equipment, tubes, and fibers that easily contaminate tissue samples during analysis. Even dedicated plastics-free research facilities cannot reduce contamination to zero, making it impossible to confirm whether detected plastics existed in living bodies.
- ✓Actual exposure levels: More reliable laser-based detection methods find less than one microplastic particle per gram of lung tissue, with most particles smaller than sand grains. At current ingestion rates, consuming a credit card's worth requires twenty-three thousand years.
- ✓Body elimination capacity: Microplastics appear in human feces, demonstrating the body actively expels ingested plastics rather than accumulating them indefinitely. The primary concern remains endocrine-disrupting chemicals from plastics near food, not becoming plastic people as sensational headlines suggest.
What It Covers
Science Versus investigates a viral study claiming human brains contain a plastic spoon's worth of microplastics, revealing serious methodological flaws in the research technique that likely mistook human fat for plastic contamination.
Key Questions Answered
- •Pyrolysis technique flaws: The gas chromatography mass spectrometry method used to detect brain plastics cannot distinguish between polyethylene and human fat because both produce identical molecular fingerprints when burned, potentially invalidating multiple microplastic studies.
- •Contamination problem: Labs contain plastic equipment, tubes, and fibers that easily contaminate tissue samples during analysis. Even dedicated plastics-free research facilities cannot reduce contamination to zero, making it impossible to confirm whether detected plastics existed in living bodies.
- •Actual exposure levels: More reliable laser-based detection methods find less than one microplastic particle per gram of lung tissue, with most particles smaller than sand grains. At current ingestion rates, consuming a credit card's worth requires twenty-three thousand years.
- •Body elimination capacity: Microplastics appear in human feces, demonstrating the body actively expels ingested plastics rather than accumulating them indefinitely. The primary concern remains endocrine-disrupting chemicals from plastics near food, not becoming plastic people as sensational headlines suggest.
Notable Moment
An Australian research team tested the pyrolysis method by adding known quantities of microplastics to blood samples and found the technique could not accurately measure the amount present, concluding it was unsuitable for detecting plastics in human bodies.
Episode Transcript
Hi. I'm Wendy Zuckerman, and you're listening to Science Versus. So, there are a lot of scientific papers out there that you will never read, and that I will never read, and only nerds really know about them. But every now and then, there is a scientific paper that will break out of the ivory tower and go viral. You see it all over the news, it's all over your feed, and sometimes these papers make these very extraordinary claims that, I don't know, maybe sound a touch dodgy, it's hard to know what to make of them, and that is where our brand new segment, Viral Papers, comes in. And here with our very first viral paper is Sides versus senior producer Rose Rimbler. Hi, Rose. Hi, Wendy. I also have the honor of debuting the, jingle for this new type of episode, which I know you had asked our very talented sound engineer to to mix up a jingle. He sent it to me, and, I I have it here for you to listen. Yes. So I was thinking the jingle could be something like, viral papers, viral papers. They're everywhere, but something's gone wrong. Oh. I just that was just a suggestion. I didn't I didn't think it was gonna be the I didn't think it was A good idea is a good idea. You know? We can't you can't just throw out a great melody like that or vocal performance. I thought it was a green light frame's tone session. Oh, well, I hope everyone's excited. They should be excited because today, we're gonna talk about a paper that makes a very extraordinary claim. I'm I'm just gonna play you some of the headlines here. The new study has found an alarming amount of plastic in our brains. This morning, a new study is raising concern about microplastics after researchers found an entire spoon's worth inside samples taken from human brains. And get this, when they looked at the average brain, the amount of microplastics in the brain was equivalent to the weight of a plastic spoon. Yeah. This was everywhere. New York Times, CNN. Yeah. I got a lot of American press, but internationally, it was everywhere. It was, you know, down in Australia where you are, India, Brazil, Mexico. France. France. It got a ton of attention on socials as well, and that's because it sounds terrifying, right? You and me and everyone you meet has enough plastic in their fucking brain to make a spoon. If that doesn't scare you into changing everything from plastic, then I don't know what will. Yeah, I mean, the idea that a plastic spoon is sitting in our brains, yeah, very potentially scary. What's it doing in there? How is it affecting our behavior, our health? Yeah. But, you know, Wendy, my reaction here was less alarm and more like, really? Like, I was very skeptical. Tell me more. Well, we did this episode about microplastics last …
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