Terminally Online: Live from Crooked Con (Subscription Preview)

Hey, everybody. We are off for Thanksgiving, but we would never wanna leave you without, some sweet, sweet content. So please enjoy a part of our subscription show, Terminally Online, which we recorded live at Crooked Con. You can hear the full episode when you sign up for Friends of the Pod at crooked.com/friends. When you sign up, you get ad free episodes of Pod Save America, Pod Save the World, Love It or Leave It, and offline. Plus, you get exclusive content like Dan Pfeiffer's Polar Coaster and more. For a limited Black Friday offer, Annual subscriptions are 25% off. So go sign up. Get that offer. It is the best way to directly support us as we try to build a truly independent progressive media organization. Again, that's crooked.com/friends. Now here's Terminally online. Welcome to Terminally online, the crooked subscription show live from Crooked Cone. I'm Elijah Cohn. I'm Jon Favreau. I'm Dan Pfeiffer. I'm Tommy Vietor. I'm John Levitt. No Barack Obama coming out. No Barack Obama. Alright. You guys wanna play a game? Yeah. Sure. Alright. Let's do it. We're gonna do a blind rankings. Mhmm. If you're unfamiliar with how blind rankings work, I'm gonna give you five things. You'll have to rank them as they come, but you don't know what's coming next, so be careful to leave that one or five spot open. What we are going to be ranking is the most online politicians of 2025. Oh. I have some questions. And for those who watch the show or are familiar with Elijah's work, you know that he hasn't often hasn't thought of all the rules here. So Let's let's hash it. Are we Hash out some rules? Ranking them, or are we ranking them collectively? Consensus. Consensus. Okay. I was gonna ask that in a nicer way. Time. Yeah. Look. Some of these people are turning the line on fans, and one of I Elijah told me himself. He said, bully me. He said, one of the appeals of the show is when we pick on them. So That is The people came all the way from all across the country, and we're not gonna pick him up. Elijah Elijah get bullied in person. Yeah. Let it begin. We got thirty eight minutes. I think it's a killer segment. I think that you guys are gonna love it. Okay. We'll let the audience judge. Alright. First politician, kind of the pace car here, president Donald j Trump. The old man may have lost a couple miles per hour, but he still got his fastball, Throwing out all caps truths. Posting AI videos. Dumping shit on Harry Sissen, which is just, like, a deeply online thing to know who that is. Instant classic. Are are we docking points for only posting on his dumb little tiny corner of the Internet? You can you can slice that either way. I mean, he's so online. He, like, got banned and did He made his …