655: Shorts-Compatible Body Type

So I had, another one of my Razer gaming laptops have a significant problem. Oh, there's a surprise. Yeah. This is mine. So this is this is the one that gets the least use because it's mine. So, you know, it's only like when I'm playing family games. Like, I don't really play by myself. It's, I think, five years old, something like that. Maybe more. Maybe six. It's it's it's it's not new. It's six years old and running Windows. So you've reinstalled Windows 12 times at this point? Well, never because it's a gaming laptop. So, I don't care how bad it gets. But, it we were in the middle of a family Minecraft game the other day and, it starts making a terrible sound. Don't love that. Yeah. It's, you know, it starts making a very very bad sound seemingly from one of the fans and the whole laptop starts vibrating like crazy. So, I'm like, okay. Probably, you know, maybe a bearing, you know, went bad in the fan or something. But it's, like, it's unusable. And interestingly, that's gotta be the only thing left inside a laptop that conceivably could make noise other than the speaker because there's no other moving parts in there. Right? It's just the fans. Yeah. Just fans and, I mean, you know, you could theoretically have, like, electronic, you know, whines and chirping. Yeah. Like buzz buzzer or whine maybe, or like I said, the speakers could be going wonky and sending stuff. But, yeah, the fans. Yeah. Sounds like a culprit. Yeah. So and in all fairness, like, we've we've now had in in the three members of our family, I think we've had five Razer gaming laptops or four. This is the last one standing. They they do not last under actual use by actual gamers. They're great for people like me who occasionally play games with their family but don't play like a lot heavily every day. They do not last. And I would love to say, Oh my God. Look at this PC laptop maker that sucks. But, the reality is, like, not only is Razer, I think, the best PC laptop maker I have found so far, at least for this kind of PC, but also like no laptop could stand up to the amount of stress that a heavy gaming load for, you know, every day for years puts on it. Anyway, so I open it up and, of course, I see the battery is a little bit pillow shaped. Oh, no. Your old friend. So and it's it's subtle, but it's there. Like, it's definitely puffy. There should be no puffiness. Zero puffiness is the correct amount. Right. Which I learned last time this came up and I asked the audience and everyone including you said it's supposed to be a flat rectangle and it was, you know, very much not. What is it, John? Zero boobs? Yeah. Spicy ravioli, I believe, was …